Do whatever you want: I just want to play my new games, please find something to do so I don't feel guilty for ignoring you.
I'll be ready in a minute: Let me save my progress and throw on some clothes I found.
I don't want to talk about it: If I talk about it right now I'm going to cry for the next hour, I seriously don't want to talk about it right now.
I have no clothes: I have no CLEAN clothes and I'm going to wear this shirt for the next week.
I'm just tired: I have anemia and don't do anything, I'm literally tired 20 hours of the day, let me sleep.
I'm fine: I was spacing out/This is just the way my face is, I'm actually fine.
This is cool/awesome: I really want this thing.
Does this make me look fat: I already know I'm fat but you're going to say I look great and I need the boost in self esteem.
That guy is hot: You'd totally hit that if you were gay/strait, don't lie.
I'm not hungry: I ate way too much this morning.
I'm sorry: I feel horrible, please accept my apology, I don't know what else to do but I'd do anything to make up for what I did please don't hate me.
Let's get -insert animal here-: I saw a cute picture online and I want it now.
Listening to: How far we've come- Homestuck version
Reading: Various online comics
Watching: Game Grumps
Playing: Yo-Kai Watch