randompokemon.com/
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'
0. This Pokémon is you.
Well, I guess that fits.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Yeeeeessss
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Hope he doesn't have too much of an EXPLOSIVE temper
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Cutest. Partner. EVER.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:
It just HAD to be a spider, didn't it?
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Well then.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Kinky.
7. This